Why do I have to grab my ankles when I drop a deuce?

Why do I have to grab my ankles when I drop a deuce?
Hearing a women say "dropping a deuce" is classic! Because, when you grab your ankles, it stretches a certain round (end of the line) muscle just a little more. What your letting go of is typically larger overall than what the average male passes. We (males) go once or twice a day. Most women go once every 2-3 days, sometimes more. With time, the log gets bigger, and the cutter remains the same size. Grabbing your ankles opens it "just a little more" to let the logs roll. Been married a long time to the same women. Her terminolgy is different, but the scenarios the same and the explanation is according to her. Ankles, who knew they were good for something else?
wtf...i have no idea what that means, but i'm laughing anyways...
I love you!
Maybe if you explained what the hell you're talking about, someone could offer an answer.
to brace yourself....?
Perhaps your "deuces" require more soluble fiber and thus would be easier to pass. If you have a low fiber diet that is very hard on your gut.
it helps open up..
maybe you should eat more fiber so you can avoid this problem
because you are trying to kiss your butt good bye?
I think you get more leverage. Thats how i do it too. If you want to switch it up you can put one foot on the floor and put the other on the wall. Then you can really crank it out.